If only we could… but the beach is either thousands of miles, or many months away right now. Pretending the subway is a beach just doesn’t do it for me. In Japan, maybe this subway maneuver works, but in Boston all we have these days are a bunch of Homeland Security workers blowing “perfectly safe“ gases and particulates through the tunnels. No need to be alarmed, says the Boston Globe. Which is enough to make me worry that this testing will “go live,” and then I’ll be diving to get out of the train…